May 2013
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May 20th
May 17th
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May 13th
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When I'm asked to hold a baby
whatshouldwecallme:
May 12th
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JPMorgan Chase is Satan spawn.
You know what, I bet Chase wouldn't care if I had to kill several small animals to make payments. I bet we'd be on the phone like:
Chase: Hi, how can I ruin your life today?
Me: Yes. I'd like to make a payment.
Chase: Oh? Has your situation changed?
Me: Yes. I steal hamsters and guinea pigs from small children, drown them mercilessly in my laundry room sink so as not to spill a ton of blood, skin them, and use their pelts to make counterfeit Ugg boots.
Chase: Excellent! What check number would you like to use?
Me: The date is fine.
Chase: Alright! Thank you so much. Good luck!
Then they break for lunch, which consists of human livers garnished with the tears of their victims, washed down with the venom of a thousand cobras.
May 9th
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May 9th
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May 7th
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May 7th
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May 7th
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May 6th
110 notes
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May 6th
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Young Father Inspired to Invent Pacifier with... →
What an inspirational story about how STEM, entrepreneurship, community, and mentorship can inspire the youth. This kid was on a road to destruction and didn’t see himself as an entrepreneur or in the white house. Now he’s doing both!  Can’t wait to get started on our entrepreneurship program for kids.
May 6th
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May 6th
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May 6th
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May 5th
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May 3rd
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May 3rd
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May 2nd
May 1st
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May 1st
April 2013
4 posts
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Apr 29th
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sailorsomething: sailorhoneymoon: moonswhisper: princeofsparkles: Plot twist: David Karp is secretly from the Negaverse. Tumblr was the most successful energy-draining scheme to date. this makes complete sense! “Have you figured out a way to gather energy, Karp?” “There is a group of women known as fangirls. I plan to create a website where they will pour their heart and souls into...
Apr 25th
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Apr 16th
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Apr 9th
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March 2013
18 posts
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thegoddamazon: theuppitynegras: bryko: Reminder that the following shows are coming to Netflix instant tomorrow Adventure Time Regular Show Samurai Jack Johnny Bravo Courage the Cowardly Dog Dexter’s Lab Foster’s Home for Imaginary Friends Powerpuff Girls The Grim Adventures of Billy & Mandy Scooby Doo: Mystery Incorporated Chowder Ed Edd and Eddy Generator Rex Boondocks ...
Mar 30th
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NoHomophobes.com →
You never realize how rampant homophobia is until you see it laid out like this. I really have no words.
Mar 29th
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“Across the diaspora, black women often begin in girlhood to center their...”
– The “Batty” Politic: Toward an Aesthetic of the Black Female Body by Janell Hobson (via diasporanbootyshaking) Thank you for posting this excerpt! I recently started a Twerk Fitness class. It’s a women’s only group that I opened up to a few friends and coworkers to start. Today will be...
Mar 28th
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psychophancy: You meet a man on the Oregon Trail. He tells you his name is Terry. You laugh and tell him, “That’s a girl’s name!” Terry shoots you. You have died of dissin’ Terry. Tumblr is…I don’t even know
Mar 27th
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Mar 27th
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Mar 27th
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Who deserves sympathy?
Everyday I struggle with my own mind and social conditioning. Everyday. I live in a world that tells me that I am not valuable. I am black. I am a woman. I am poor (or damn near it).  But then I am also told that I am valuable in other ways, even though I’m still pretty shitty. Even though I’m a poor, black woman, society tells me that I’m not so bad off since I’m straight,...
Mar 25th
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Mar 25th
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Mar 23rd
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Mar 22nd
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Mar 15th
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Friday Freebies: Batch - 300+ Icons for Web and UI...
thedsgnblog: Batch   |   http://adamwhitcroft.com/batch Batch by Adam Whitcroft is a lovingly designed and crafted suite of 300+ icons for web and user interface design. Each icon in the Batch PSD is a single shape layer, meaning they can be scaled up or down without loss of quality. - You can download Batch icons for free here. the design blog:  facebook | twitter | pinterest | subscribe ...
Mar 15th
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Mar 11th
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Mar 9th
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Reblog if it's 100% okay to vent to you.
Mar 6th
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Mar 4th
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Mar 3rd
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Mar 1st
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The Onion and the Intersection of Male and White...
The other day I started a conversation in a Facebook group I belong to that’s supposed to be for nerds to generally geek out over dorky things, but to also sometimes have meaningful conversations.  The topic I brought up was The Onion and Quvenzhane Wallis. I was noticing how people were reacting all over the Internet, and I started to see that there were demographic patterns emerging....
Mar 1st
February 2013
44 posts
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Feb 27th
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Confession: I love sending email campaigns
I’m such a dork. After I send out an email newsletter my favorite thing in the world is to sit there and check the metrics every 10 minutes. It’s inexplicable how much I love it. After I send one I just sit at the computer for the rest of the day like…
Feb 26th
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Feb 26th
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sailorfailures: When someone mentions Sailor Moon in real life and you’re not sure exactly how much of a creeper you should be This all the way! I’m sure I creep people out when Sailor Moon is brought up.
Feb 26th
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Feb 25th
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Feb 25th
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NY lawmaker wears blackface costume to party
breakingnews: NBC New York: A New York state assemblyman from Brooklyn is facing critics after he wore black face paint as part of his costume for a party celebrating the Jewish holiday of Purim. Democratic Assemblyman Dov Hikind wore the face paint plus an Afro wig at the party he hosted at his home. A photo of Hikind was posted on Facebook by his son. Hikind defended his decision to wear the...
Feb 25th
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