Plot twist: David Karp is secretly from the Negaverse. Tumblr was the most successful energy-draining scheme to date.
this makes complete sense!
“Have you figured out a way to gather energy, Karp?”
“There is a group of women known as fangirls. I plan to create a website where they will pour their heart and souls into fandom related text posts and photo sets.”
“My plan is working perfectly!”
I KNEW IT